Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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