i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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