it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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