My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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