Do you still have your period?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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