It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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