Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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