He disabled his match.com account in front of me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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