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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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