new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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