That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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