Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
