we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize