we have officially mastered the walk of shame
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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