If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I currently don't understand fingers.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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