Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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