office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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