Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He did a backflip because drugs
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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