I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we're making bets on your personal life
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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