She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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