I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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