He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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