doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There's always time for handjobs
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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