I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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