he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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