At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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