do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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