Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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