just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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