He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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