You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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