i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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