Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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