she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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