I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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