So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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