Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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