How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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