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is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
