I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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