Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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