so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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