PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just had sex bonerless
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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