Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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