Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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