Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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