make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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