i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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