No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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