We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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