Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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