my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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