So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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