I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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