What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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