he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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