You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My balls are so social today.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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